Drunk In Love

...with this Chicken Asian Cashew Wrap and local Amber brewski.

I am on a date right now, so OBVI this blahg is soops important to me. And by date I mean...

VIA

And I'm at this super fetch place that serves as both a coffee shop A N D a bar.

aka my escape aka my dream aka Heaven on earth

I've only been here 20 minutes and I've already made two new friends. A couple in their 50's. #winning

And it's only my second time here and I'm already on a first name basis with the barista/bartender.

#doublewinning

Granted, my first visit here was nine hours long. But still.

The point of this post is that there is no point. Just like life.

via

KIDDING Y'ALL.

I'm not that pessimistic. (most of the time)

But I did want to pop in and just say thanks. Thanks for reading this. Thanks for existing. Thanks.

Ya know, I almost went back to my place of residence tonight to lay in my bed in lonely misery, but instead, I was like, no man. I wanna a wrap and a beer and I know just the place to get it. And here I am. My gut feels so off kilter lately, and has for quite a while. Like I have trouble making ALL the decisions; from what new purse to get (since the one I've been using is missing a handle and the backup looks like an asswipe took a shit on it) to whether or not I should get an IUD (spoiler alert: I did) to where I'm going to live and work in six months.

SHIT BE GETTIN' REAL Y'ALL.

Life is too short. Which is why I look up flights to Paris and comedy classes in New York daily.

But even though life is short and you may not always be right where you want to be, it is where you are. And you can either choose to soak in that misery or choose to thrive in the glory. Life just sucks sometimes. I think we forget that. People are always busy trying to fix their problems, but sometimes you just gotta be like

yup. that sucks.

And then move on like Donkey Kong.

I hope this post inspired you or at least made you laugh. And if you didn't laugh then MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T COME TO MY BLOG SOBER!!! #rude

Peace out Girl Scouts. Sending good vibes to you and yours. <3

PS This is toats off you haven't listened to Maren Morris's new EP yet then you should find the nearest cliff and....take a picture of it. Cause cliffs are cool. But seriously, check her out, yo.